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Eliot Jones  

  • Status: Member
  • Wannabe Novelist
  • Male/United Kingdom
  • Offline for 51w 3d 20h 37m 3s
  • Deviant since Apr 25, 2006, 11:48 AM
  • 12 Deviations
  • 1 Scrap [browse]
  • 54 Deviation Comments
  • 13 Deviant Comments
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English homework: Ghost story  He had murdered his wife one sunny, July morning, then he had gone into his conservatory and shot himself, at point blank range, in the head. The next few days were spent cleaning his brains off glass.   
   She had fallen in love with the house as soon as she had seen it, the crumbling antechambers and tumbledown reception rooms crouched and safe in the impressive pine forest. She had also loved the lake that stretched through the forest like a scar, and was now hers and hers only. And it had been cheap too!      The estate agent had told her it was due to the amount of work that English homework: Ghost story
in Fantasy on 4/27/07
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in Abstract on 9/25/06
Twisted face
in Animals & Plants on 5/24/06
unkown yet suggested continueThe second time I visited that hill, that squatted on the landscape like a tumour, I felt trepidation and interest In equal measure. The mans eyes still flashed in my eyes there madness flecked pupils taunting me as I wove the car through the choking traffic.     Nothing has changed since I was here last time, the relentless line of day-trippers continues to plod up the hill and over the rise, the sun continues to fry their already tanned skin and the sea continues to bash away at the shore.   I bring my battered old Ford to stop, next to some hideously pregnant land rover that envelopes a whole two parking space unkown yet suggested continue
in General Fiction on 5/4/06
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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 14
  • Current Residence: NO
  • Interests: No thanks
  • Favourite movie: What, forcing emotions upon me foul vessel of evil?
  • Favourite band or musician: Music
  • Favourite genre of music: Radio 4
  • Favourite artist: Make it go away
  • Favourite poet or writer: indeed
  • Shell of choice: Crab
  • Skin of choice: Gecko
  • Favourite game: Dawn of war
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Close enough
  • Personal Quote: NO!!
  • Tools of the Trade: spanner, screwdriver?

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~squirrelbotherer:iconsquirrelbotherer: Apr 27, 2007, 11:26:54 AM
Wow im actually here again, oh my god it's been years, roughly three
hello

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Elioty
~squirrelbotherer:iconsquirrelbotherer: Sep 25, 2006, 9:45:23 AM Mood: Sunny Mood
Thats ok, i haven't been on this for ages
is anyone there any more?

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Elioty
~KrisWood:iconKrisWood: May 6, 2006, 4:39:29 PM
thanks for the watch!
~failurecrusade:iconfailurecrusade: Apr 28, 2006, 11:03:03 PM
thanks alot for the watch:D

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crusading failure one success at a time
~aazumak:iconaazumak: Apr 28, 2006, 11:23:36 AM
thanks for the watch m8
~squirrelbotherer:iconsquirrelbotherer: Apr 28, 2006, 6:28:32 AM
I leave for a week to concentrate on sats please dont get annoyed with me. peace to the wrestless masses

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Elioty
~RoLiHuErTa:iconRoLiHuErTa: Apr 27, 2006, 2:40:04 PM
Totally going to watch you and your progress- welcome to DA



Roli

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Authority is created and perpetuated by a mutual thought of inferiority and fear amongst the subordinates.
~squirrelbotherer:iconsquirrelbotherer: Apr 27, 2006, 9:23:45 AM
i write again the voice of the silent minority is heard

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Elioty
~squirrelbotherer:iconsquirrelbotherer: Apr 27, 2006, 9:07:28 AM
My approval has been turned into a killing urge i like thee all!

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Elioty
~effine:iconeffine: Apr 25, 2006, 12:01:40 PM
It be thee!

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Even before the internet there was a rule 34.
I'm in your forum, trolling.
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